Monthly Archive for August, 2008

Ahh, Much Better

I was reading the Freeware Friday: Anti-Productivity Edition entry on MacApper last night when one of the featured applications caught my eye: iStache lets you add mustaches to pictures – just the sort of brainless fun I enjoy, so I downloaded it. I knew I was going to love it when I saw the disk image’s background picture:
iStache by notdustin.com

And because we know that a well-known metal band is in dire need of a makeover, I took the liberty. So without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the “stache-ified” Metallica:

Metallica Stachified

LMAO!

Metallica

Wow, I know Metallica isn’t exactly an attractive band, but this has got to be one of the most unflattering promo pictures that I have seen in a very long time! It would entice me to buy the record because…. ? I don’t know. Haven’t heard any of their Rick Rubin-produced stuff yet but I pretty much lost all of my respect for the band – not that there was a lot to begin with – after watching their oh-so-frank-and-vulnerable documentary on Arte. What a bunch of turds (except for Kirk Hammett, who seems like a decent guy stuck with a bunch of egomaniacs). Don’t sue me, Lars Ulrich. Last time I checked, free speech was still that: Free. Ha!

Dutch Candy :-O

Candy
I’m thinking hoping it might be Belgian

Gold for Norway!!!

Gold for Norway at the Olympic Games 2008

Olympic Thursday

Thanks to the joy of streaming video technology, I have managed to watch three sports matches in the framework of the Olympic games today, and in every one of them the team that I was rooting for won. I am very pleased!

The best match by a very long shot was the women’s handball semi final between Norway and South Korea. I’d say that both teams were equally strong, but since I’m a fierce supporter of the Norwegian team I really wanted them to win. While they managed to lead for the major part of the second half, their winning margin was dwindling towards the end, culminating in a draw 8 seconds before the end of the match – and then the amazing Gro Hammerseng scored the winning goal in literally the last second. While the referee indicated that the goal was safe, there was some hesitation to grant it at first. I’m still not sure whether the argument was about whether the ball had left her hand before the match was over, or if Gro Hammerseng had crossed the center when the ball was passed to her. German commentators somehow did not feel compelled to point out why there was a controversey in the first place, but the goal was granted eventually and I was chuffed. I’m really looking forward to the finale on Saturday morning now, hoping that the Norwegian team will defeat Russia.

Oh, and also: Awwwwww.

The other two matches were – of course – women’s football. Germany vs. Japan battling over a bronze medal, and USA vs. Brazil over gold. Both matches, I hate to say, were incredibly boring and didn’t exactly show the teams at the height of their performance. I don’t know what’s going on with the German team at the moment, but during the entire tournament they looked absolutely exhausted. I’d chalk it up to the different climate, but they managed to do just fine during last year’s World Cup in China which they won, so I’m assuming it might have something to do with the team’s internal structures, which would be a crying shame.

Brazil on the other hand did have the strength to win, but once again were lacking the discipline, preferring to act like a bunch of spoilt brats with their constant fouls and complaints directed towards officials, the audience and even their teammates. I really don’t see myself ever supporting this team as long as they don’t cut the b.s. from their act. The USA on the other hand managed to fare very well despite the rather dramatic absence of Abby Wambach, who broke her leg in the last match prior to the Olympic games. Imagine a Brazilian team without Marta or a German team without Birgit Prinz – I venture a guess that both wouldn’t have made it far without one of their key players, but the US team had both the discipline and the strength to pull through and I applaud them for that. A deserved gold medal and a marvellous performance by Hope Solo, who appears to be getting the nurturing support from coach Pia Sundhage that Greg Ryan denied her during the 2007 World Cup. Congratulations, USA :)

USA winning the Olympic Games

Hercules and Love Affair at Gloria, Cologne

Hercules and Love Affair at Gloria Cologne
From left to right: Kim Ann Foxman, Andy Butler, Nomi

My love for Antony Hegarty has been well-documented on this blog, so naturally I was excited about his participation in “Hercules and Love Affair”. The project garnered a lot of interest earlier this year with the release of their debut album on DFA Records and has promptly been touted as the queerest band in modern music by various blogs. While I was quite enraptured by the album tracks featuring Antony’s voice, such as the fantastic “Time Will”, “Raise Me Up” and the anthemic hit single “Blind”, I found myself not enjoying the other album tracks as much, “Iris” and “Athene” being downright irritating in my opinion, which was a bit of a shame since the latter had great lyrics and beats.

So what exactly possessed me to go and see the band last night despite Antony not being a part of the touring line-up of Hercules and Love Affair I don’t really know – I think it might have been the many positive reviews regarding their live show. And I’m very glad I listened, because it was one of those gigs where I couldn’t possibly not move to the music – Hercules and Love Affair is an outfit that aims to make you dance, and that’s the best kind of show there is. Antony’s vocals were divvied up between Kim Ann Foxman who is surprisingly cute, and Nomi, who is surprisingly sexy. And, according to Andy Butler, who comes across as more likable than in promos, was “wearing next to nothing.” I found it very amusing to witness how the men in the audience, regardless of their sexual orientation, were lusting after her.

Their dynamics worked really well, especially considering that the stage was shared by a very diverse bunch of people. Nomi and Kim Ann often danced with each other and maintained eye contact, Andy Butler and Kim Ann had a tender moment while talking to each other, and every single member of the impressive live band seemed to be having a great time, an enthusiasm which was returned by the audience. Yep, before Andy Butler and Kim Ann got to introduce the band, they had to “endure” several minutes of raging applause from us, which they commented with “Wowza Minelli”. I admit – I didn’t get it, but because they were taking pictures of the audience from the stage, it must have been a compliment.

The audience, I have to admit, was once again my only point of criticism. As was to be expected, it largely consisted of hipsters and the super-gay (i.e. those who identify themselves by ways of their sexual orientation, and sexual orientation alone), groups of people who must have shed manners, politeness and kindness in their quest to becoming fabulous (in their own minds, obviously). This is the only explanation I have for the constant and blatant pushing to the front and general reckless behaviour, which really does irk me a lot. However, the positive memories outweigh – it was a wonderful night, and an affair that I would love to keep repeating over and over again ;)

Hercules and Love Affair (MySpace)

Uh Huh Her – Not a Love Song

While I love the idea of featuring a unicorn in a music video, I do disapprove of the fact that they used a pony “dressed up” as one – especially the rearing part didn’t look entirely voluntary to me. Let’s hope that their record company will be shelling out enough money to use some high quality animation for their next music video…

It's Not Easy Being Green

I can’t sleep (hence the second post in a day – well, technically it’s a new day now) so I took a look at this week’s Threadless shirts and was pleasantly surprised – nothing I’d see myself wearing, but definitely stuff I’d like to see on other people, especially this one and possibly this one. The real surprise is that all reprints this week are shirts with a “green” theme. Yes, it is all the rage now and yes, it is becoming a super-commercial thing to do, but I do think that the more awareness is raised, the more likely it becomes that everyone will make a small contribution to change things for the better. It may be naive to think so, but my belief is backed up by Clea DuVall who – I’ve said this before and I will say it again – may quite possibly be the coolest person living on this planet called “Earth”. She made an awesome short film which also features two other familiar faces:

Walk the Other Way

I always go to the same shops, eat at the same places, and stop for a chai latte at the same cafe when I’m in Düsseldorf – I basically walk the same route every time I’m there in an almost OCD way. Last time, I somehow ended up in deep thoughts and strayed a bit. I woke from my reverie on a side road where most of the shops had gone out of business. One of the shopowners must have decided to not cave in to the general feeling of depression that the road emitted – he used the vacant space as a showcase for art. This is what I found:

Sad Monkey

There were other great installations, but due to angles and reflections of the windows, this was the only one I was able to capture properly. Still, I stopped and stared for quite some time – I don’t know who the artist is, but the pieces all had an innate sense of isolation and sadness that I found quite touching.

How soon is soon?

Brandi Carlile at the Newport Folk Festival : NPR Music